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Secret santa, office parties, the work wife, the person you text during meetings: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe joke lands before they finish reading it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSays the quiet part out loud without going over the line for an office party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy ceramic, hand pressed - a keepsake, not a novelty that cracks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFused graphic under the glaze, so the print will not wear off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.875\" heart, easy to spot and easy to read on a busy tree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStill funny after they both change jobs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned and hand pressed in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSecret santa and office gift exchanges, the work wife, the work husband, desk neighbours, the group chat, a coworker leaving for another company, white elephant, stocking stuffers, and the one person who makes the job tolerable. Most funny gifts for coworkers get thrown out by January - this one goes in the box with the Christmas ornaments instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2.875\" Heart Shaped Ornament\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttributes:\u003c\/strong\u003e Permanently Fused Graphic, Smooth Glossy Glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed and Hand Pressed in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe with a soft dry cloth; store wrapped in tissue between seasons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e H-2168\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What is a good funny secret santa gift under twenty dollars?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e The winning secret santa gift is specific enough to be funny and small enough not to embarrass anyone. An ornament with an office-friendship joke on it clears both bars.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is this appropriate for a work gift exchange?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e It says \"inappropriate conversations\" rather than being one, which is the line most offices are comfortable with. The joke is about the friendship, not about anything that would land in HR.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What do you get a coworker you are actually friends with?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Skip the generic desk item and give something that acknowledges the friendship specifically. 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