{"product_id":"car-diffuser-hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-golden-patchouli","title":"Car Diffuser - Hang In There It Gets Worse Golden Patchouli","description":"\u003cp\u003eMotivational posters lie. This one hangs from the mirror, reads \"Hang in there it gets worse\", and has been right more often than the poster with the kitten ever was.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGolden Patchouli wicks up through a wooden lid from an 8 ml glass bottle, with nothing to plug in or switch on. It is a joke that ends up in daily use — commuters, coworkers, pessimists: this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Hang In There It Gets Worse\" — a pep talk that hangs, literally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatchouli, orange, mango and goji berry from an 8 ml glass bottle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWooden lid wicks the oil; no flame, no heat, no cord, no cartridge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7.87\" rope — hang it and forget it until the scent needs a nudge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTip the closed bottle to re-wet the lid and it starts over\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1.1\" x 1.93\" — reads clearly from the driver's seat, no bigger\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoworkers, secret santa, birthdays, new jobs, long commutes, grad school, the group chat pessimist, and anyone whose motivational quota was met in 2019.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8ml, 1.1\" x 1.93\", rope length 7.87\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e remove wooden lid. Remove plastic stopper. Replace the wooden lid tightly. Tip the bottle briefly to saturate lid. Hang upright and refresh as needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Leave diffuser hanging at all times to avoid spills. Avoid contact with mouth, eyes, face and interior of your vehicle. Keep away from children and pets. Do not open bottle with mouth. Do not hang in area to obstruct driver's view.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e CD-2089-4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Golden Patchouli - Patchouli, Orange, Mango \u0026amp; Goji Berry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What actually releases the scent — the bottle or the lid?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e The lid does the work: it is porous wood sitting against the oil, so it wicks and the scent leaves through it. The glass just holds the 8 ml.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is there a refill, or do I replace the whole thing?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e There is no separate refill — the 8 ml in the bottle is what you get, and tipping it re-wets the lid until the oil is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What happens if it tips over?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e A tightly closed bottle can swing and right itself without emptying, which is why the directions say to leave it hanging at all times.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Where is the best place to hang a car diffuser?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e The best spot is one that keeps it out of the driver's sightline entirely — a grab handle, a headrest post, or a mirror stem where local rules allow it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is this a good funny gift for a coworker?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e It is one of the better funny gifts for a coworker because it lives in the car, not on a desk where it has to be explained to management.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Will one bottle last a whole road trip?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e One 8 ml bottle will outlast any road trip — it is measured in weeks, not days, and a tip of the bottle brings it back mid-drive.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cedar Crate","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49547020108035,"sku":"CD-2089-4","price":11.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0022\/3988\/9508\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug27_2026_02_32_04PM_1.png?v=1788214393","url":"https:\/\/www.cedarcrate.com\/products\/car-diffuser-hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-golden-patchouli","provider":"Cedar Crate Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}