{"product_id":"car-freshies-hang-in-there-it-gets-worse-golden-patchouli","title":"Car Freshies - Hang In There It Gets Worse Golden Patchouli","description":"\u003cp\u003eMotivational posters lie. \"Hang In There It Gets Worse\" is the version that matches your Tuesday, on a 4 oz car freshener spray for the drive there and back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGolden Patchouli is patchouli, orange, mango and goji berry - warm, slightly unhinged, at odds with the sentiment. Two or three pulls into the air and the car is fixed, even if nothing else is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Hang In There It Gets Worse\" - honesty, delivered at eye level in traffic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA spray, not a cardboard tree - use it on bad days and skip the good ones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 oz bottle, 1.875\" x 5.75\" - lives in a console or a door pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFine mist that settles instead of soaking, so the car is usable right away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePatchouli, orange, mango and goji berry - warm and strange in the best way\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwelve inches back, aimed at open air - that is the whole technique\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoworkers, 16th birthdays, new drivers, secret santa, graduations, sarcastic siblings, and the person whose car is the only place they can complain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Car Freshener Spray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4oz, 1.875\" x 5.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e CF-2089-4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. Golden Patchouli - Patchouli, Orange, Mango \u0026amp; Goji Berry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Good 16th birthday gift for a teenager?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e A funny car freshener spray is a strong 16th birthday gift, because a first car is the only thing a sixteen-year-old wants to decorate. This one is 4 oz.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is it okay to use this in a closed car in summer?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spray into the air and crack a window so the mist can settle. Store the bottle upright away from heat rather than on a hot dashboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can I spray it on the windows?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e No, glass is on the keep-off list along with screens, plastic, vinyl and leather. Spraying into open air avoids streaks and still scents the cabin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Does it fit in the center console?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, the 1.875\" x 5.75\" bottle drops into most center consoles and cup holders. Keep it upright so nothing seeps around the sprayer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Do I need to reapply it every day?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Only if you want to - most drivers use two or three sprays once or twice a week. 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