{"product_id":"funny-room-spray-buy-me-flowers-and-leave-me-alone-mist","title":"Funny Room Spray - Buy Me Flowers And Leave Me Alone Mist","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people want the flowers and the long conversation that comes with them. Others want the flowers on the counter and the house to themselves: \"Buy me flowers and leave me alone.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSunlit Lavender in a fine mist, water based and five ingredients long. It doubles as a linen spray on sheets and a pillow before bed, and it never needs a match. For the introvert who has earned a quiet evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Buy me flowers and leave me alone\" - a boundary, in mist form\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSunlit Lavender - lavender, lily, woods and lemon, soft rather than soapy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFine mist from 12 inches away settles on fabric instead of soaking it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShake well, test a hidden corner, and let it dry before you settle in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNothing to light, nothing to plug in, nothing to remember to turn off\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 oz bottle - lives on a nightstand, fits in a weekender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, Mother's Day, Galentine's, a new roommate, the friend who cancels plans on purpose, and anyone whose love language is a closed door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Room + Linen Spray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4oz, 1.875\" x 5.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e RL-2102-8\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e8. Sunlit Lavender - Lavender, Lily, Woods \u0026amp; Lemon\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is it safe to use on sheets and a duvet?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sheets and a duvet are exactly what this format was built for. Mist from 12 inches away, test a hidden area first, and let it dry before you make the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can I spray it on a leather sofa?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e No - leather stays off the list, along with vinyl, plastic, glass, screens and finished surfaces. Mist the air above the couch instead, or a throw blanket you have tested.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e How many sprays does it take to freshen a room?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two or three sprays into the air handles an average room. More does not make it last longer, it only empties the bottle faster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is this okay in an office with no open flames?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, there is nothing to light and nothing to leave burning. A desk drawer is a perfectly normal place to keep it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is this a water based spray?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Water is the first ingredient, followed by Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol and capryl glycol. 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