{"product_id":"funny-room-spray-clean-ish-velvet-peach-4-oz-home-mist","title":"Funny Room Spray - Clean - ish Velvet Peach 4 oz Home Mist","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe honest version of a clean house. The counters are wiped, the closet is a crime scene, and the whole place smells like peach: \"Clean - ish.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVelvet Peach in a fine 4 oz mist, five ingredients, no flame. Two or three pulls covers the gap between how the house looks and how much anyone cared. Of the things that get used rather than displayed, this empties first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Clean - ish\" - the accuracy is the joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVelvet Peach - peach, jasmine, rose and citrus, fresh without going sharp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFine mist that settles instead of soaking, two or three pulls to a room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorks on fabric as well as air: bedding, a couch, curtains, a gym bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoubles as a linen spray - the bed reads clean even when it is not made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo flame, no cord and no outlet, so a desk drawer works fine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, white elephant, funny gifts for a roommate, college move-in, a bachelorette weekend, and anyone whose idea of tidying is closing one bedroom door.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Room + Linen Spray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4oz, 1.875\" x 5.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e RL-2103-11\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e11. 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Aim into the middle of the room and let the mist settle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Is a 4 oz bottle enough for everyday use?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4 oz is plenty for daily use, because two or three sprays is the whole dose. The bottle is small enough for a bag and big enough to live on a shelf.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can I keep this at my desk at work?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, a desk drawer, a locker or a dorm shelf all work, because nothing about it needs an outlet or a match. Store it upright and away from heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Where is this made and who makes it?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every bottle is handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota by Cedar Crate Market. 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