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Buy it for the friend who quotes it back to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits\" - the whole bit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFine mist that settles instead of soaking - two or three pulls does a room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 oz bottle at 1.875\" x 5.75\" - it fits behind the sink or on the tank\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo flame, no wick, no cord - nothing to light or plug in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGolden Patchouli - warm, fruity and not remotely apologetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorks on air and on fabric: bedding, curtains, a couch, a gym bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHousewarmings, white elephant, coworkers, roommates, the guest bath nobody talks about, and anyone who has laughed at exactly the wrong moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Room + Linen Spray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4oz, 1.875\" x 5.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e RL-2107-4\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e4. 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Spray into the air, or onto fabric you have tested first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e How long does a 4 oz bottle last?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e A 4 oz bottle holds a lot of two-and-three-spray passes, so daily use in one room still runs for weeks. Saved for guests and bad days, it lasts far longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can I use this in a dorm room where candles are not allowed?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, because there is no flame, no wick and no cord involved. That is what makes it workable in dorms, offices and rentals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What is actually in this room spray?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Five things: water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol and capryl glycol. 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