{"product_id":"funny-room-spray-smells-like-rich-people-live-here-4-oz","title":"Funny Room Spray - Smells Like Rich People Live Here 4 oz","description":"\u003cp\u003eNobody needs to know the couch came off a curb. Two pulls in the entryway and the place does a convincing impression of a house with a wine cellar: \"Smells like rich people live here.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmber Vanilla Woods in a fine 4 oz mist, handmade in Minnetonka. It is a joke and an upgrade at the same time, which is a rare combination. Housewarmings, first apartments, closing day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Smells like rich people live here\" - the entryway sets the whole story\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAmber Vanilla Woods - vanilla, amber and sandalwood, expensive on purpose\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFine mist that settles instead of soaking - two or three pulls does a room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWorks on fabric too: a couch, a throw blanket, curtains, the rug\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSame fragrance oils as our candles - now in spray form\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4 oz - one of our funny room sprays, sized for a shelf or a bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo flame and no plug, which suits a rental or a first apartment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHousewarmings, first apartments, new home gifts for a friend who overpaid, a host who asks for nothing, and anyone whose thrifted sofa deserves better press.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Room + Linen Spray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4oz, 1.875\" x 5.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDirections:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIngredients:\u003c\/strong\u003e water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eItem:\u003c\/strong\u003e RL-2106-3\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScent\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3. 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Aim at the open middle of the room instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e How many rooms can one bottle handle?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e One 4 oz bottle covers a small floor plan many times over at two or three sprays a room. It usually outlives the occasion you bought it for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e Can I use it in an apartment with a no-open-flame rule?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes, since nothing burns, nothing plugs in and nothing gets left on. That makes it easy in a rental, a dorm or a shared office.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ:\u003c\/strong\u003e What are the ingredients?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA:\u003c\/strong\u003e Water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol and capryl glycol. 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