Every guest finds the bathroom eventually, and that is where the reading happens. As funny candles go, few land faster than "Would Poop Here Again *" sitting on the back of the tank.

Hand poured from 100% soy wax, 13.5 oz and 60+ hours of it. Housewarmings, new homeowners, white elephant swaps — this is the one that gets photographed.

Why You'll Love It

"Would Poop Here Again *" — a five star review nobody asked for
100% soy wax and a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax
Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
Poured in Sunlit Lavender: lavender, lily, woods and lemon
60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, so the joke pays off for months
Reusable glass jar — cotton swabs, hair ties, a second life
Hand poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Housewarmings, first-time homeowners, white elephant swaps, closing day, powder rooms, guest baths, Father's Day, and anyone who keeps reading material next to the toilet.

Product Details

Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
Item: S-1058-9

Scent

8. Sunlit Lavender - Lavender, Lily, Woods & Lemon

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a funny gift for someone who just bought a house?
A: A funny candle is one of the easiest new-homeowner gifts to get right, because it works in a house you have never walked through. This one is a 13.5 oz soy candle aimed squarely at the guest bathroom.

Q: Are soy candles safe to burn in a small bathroom?
A: Soy wax burns cleanly, and this one uses phthalate-free fragrance oils and a cotton wick with no lead core. Keep it on a flat surface away from towels and never leave it lit unattended.

Q: How long does a 13.5 oz jar candle burn?
A: This jar gives 60+ hours. Let the first light run until the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass, then trim the wick to 1/4" before every light after that.

Q: Is lavender a good scent for a bathroom?
A: Lavender is the safest bathroom scent there is — soft, clean, and not fighting with anything else in the room. Sunlit Lavender pairs it with lily, woods and lemon so it reads fresh rather than floral.

Q: Who makes these funny candles?
A: Cedar Crate Market pours every candle by hand in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota. Made in the USA, start to finish.

Q: What can I do with the jar once the wax is gone?
A: Wash the glass in warm soapy water and it turns into bathroom storage — cotton swabs, hair ties, a very small plant. The label stays put, which is half the fun.

Would Poop Here Again ***** Funny Bathroom