Closing day is a stack of paperwork and one key that suddenly feels heavy. "Badass Homeowner Look At You Adulting & Shit" is what a friend says out loud, so it belongs on one of our funny wine glasses rather than in a card.

A 15 oz stemless glass, printed with ceramic inks fired at high temperature so the design never peels. Closing gifts, first mortgages, and the first night sitting on the floor of an empty living room.

Why You'll Love It

"Badass Homeowner Look At You Adulting & Shit" — congratulations, stated properly
15oz Stemless Wine Glass — a generous pour with no stem to knock over
Ceramic inks fired at high temperature — a permanent imprint that will not peel or fade
Dishwasher safe, so it joins the daily rotation instead of the display shelf
Heavy, clear glass with real weight in the hand
Works for wine, a cocktail, iced coffee, or water on a moving day
Designed and printed in the USA with the highest quality glass

Perfect Gift For

Closing days, first-time home buyers, realtor thank-yous, housewarmings, mortgage-burning parties, Galentine's, birthdays, and the friend who now owns a lawn mower and will not stop mentioning it.

Product Details

Material: 15oz Stemless Wine Glass, Highest Quality Glass, Quality Ceramic Inks Fired at High Temperatures
Size: 4.5” H x 3.5” W
Attributes: Permanent Imprint that will not Peel, Fade or Come Off Ever!
Origin: Designed and Printed in the USA
Care: Dishwasher Safe! Wash Before Use and Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning
Item: W-1618

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good closing day gift for a first time home buyer?
A: A funny wine glass is one of the best closing day gifts because it can be used that night, before a single box is unpacked. This one holds 15 oz and needs nothing else to be ready.

Q: Is this wine glass dishwasher safe?
A: Yes, this glass is dishwasher safe. The design is fired into the glass with ceramic inks rather than applied as a sticker, so a wash cycle does not touch it.

Q: Will the printed design peel or fade over time?
A: No. The imprint is fired at high temperature, which makes it permanent — it will not peel, fade or come off.

Q: How much wine does a 15 oz stemless glass hold?
A: Fifteen ounces is roughly three standard five-ounce pours, or one honest one. There is still room to swirl when it is filled generously.

Q: Where is this wine glass printed?
A: It is designed and printed in the USA on the highest quality glass. Cedar Crate Market works out of Minnetonka, Minnesota.

Q: Do stemless glasses work for red and white wine?
A: Stemless suits both, and the wide bowl gives a red room to open up. Hold it low on the base for a white you want to keep cold.