Nobody needs to know the couch came off a curb. Two pulls in the entryway and the place does a convincing impression of a house with a wine cellar: "Smells like rich people live here."

Amber Vanilla Woods in a fine 4 oz mist, handmade in Minnetonka. It is a joke and an upgrade at the same time, which is a rare combination. Housewarmings, first apartments, closing day.

Why You'll Love It

"Smells like rich people live here" - the entryway sets the whole story
Amber Vanilla Woods - vanilla, amber and sandalwood, expensive on purpose
Fine mist that settles instead of soaking - two or three pulls does a room
Works on fabric too: a couch, a throw blanket, curtains, the rug
Same fragrance oils as our candles - now in spray form
4 oz - one of our funny room sprays, sized for a shelf or a bag
No flame and no plug, which suits a rental or a first apartment

Perfect Gift For

Housewarmings, first apartments, new home gifts for a friend who overpaid, a host who asks for nothing, and anyone whose thrifted sofa deserves better press.

Product Details

Material: Room + Linen Spray
Size: 4oz, 1.875" x 5.75"
Directions: Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.
Warning: Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.
Ingredients: water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol
Origin: Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.
Item: RL-2106-3

Scent

3. Amber Vanilla Woods - Tahitian Vanilla, Amber & Sandalwood

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will this work on couch cushions and throw blankets?
A: Cushions, throws and curtains all take a light mist from 12 inches away. Test a hidden spot first, let it dry, then sit down.

Q: Is it safe to use near a TV screen or a laptop?
A: Keep it away from screens entirely, along with glass, plastic, vinyl, leather and finished surfaces. Aim at the open middle of the room instead.

Q: How many rooms can one bottle handle?
A: One 4 oz bottle covers a small floor plan many times over at two or three sprays a room. It usually outlives the occasion you bought it for.

Q: Can I use it in an apartment with a no-open-flame rule?
A: Yes, since nothing burns, nothing plugs in and nothing gets left on. That makes it easy in a rental, a dorm or a shared office.

Q: What are the ingredients?
A: Water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol and capryl glycol. That is the whole label, which is why it is printed here in full.

Q: Which scent is best for a living room?
A: Amber Vanilla Woods is the living room choice - Tahitian vanilla, amber and sandalwood, warm without going full bakery. It is the one that reads expensive.

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