Some houses have a bathroom sign. Yours can have a candle instead: "Please Don't Do Coke In Our Bathroom" — house rules, stated once, in lavender. Among funny candles for a new place, it is the one people quote at the next party.

Hand poured from natural soy wax, 13.5 oz and 60+ hours. Housewarmings, bachelor parties, and the friend whose place is the default venue.

Why You'll Love It

"Please Don't Do Coke In Our Bathroom" — house rules on a kraft label
Natural soy wax and a cotton wick — clean, even, no petroleum wax
Sunlit Lavender: lavender, lily, woods and lemon, bright rather than floral
60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar — months of house rules
Phthalate free and non-toxic, vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
Reusable glass jar — matches, spare keys, loose change
Hand poured in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Housewarmings, bachelor and bachelorette parties, white elephant, first apartments after graduation, group-chat inside jokes, and hosts who have already had that conversation once.

Product Details

Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
Item: S-1355-9

Scent

8. Sunlit Lavender - Lavender, Lily, Woods & Lemon

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What do you get the friend who hosts every party?
A: Give the host something that stays out on a counter and keeps talking after you leave. A 13.5 oz soy candle with the house rules printed on it does both.

Q: Is soy wax better than paraffin wax?
A: Soy wax is plant-based, renewable and burns more cleanly than petroleum-based paraffin. It also carries fragrance at a lower temperature, so the scent stays true from the first light to the last.

Q: Why does a candle tunnel down the middle?
A: Tunneling happens when the first light is cut short before the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass. Give that first session three or four hours and the wax will stay level for the rest of its life.

Q: Is one candle strong enough to scent a whole room?
A: A 13.5 oz jar with a cotton wick throws scent across a normal living room or a large bathroom. Sunlit Lavender is bright rather than heavy, so it fills a space without taking it over.

Q: Are these candles made in the United States?
A: Yes. Every one is hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.

Q: Is this candle too crude to give at a housewarming?
A: The joke is aimed at the house rules, not at the guest, which is why it survives a mixed crowd. If the recipient laughs at bathroom signs, this lands.