Funny Candles - Don't Do Coke In Our Bathroom Soy Wax Jar

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Guests judge a place by the bathroom. Funny candles are how you get ahead of that, and this one speaks first from the back of the tank: "Please Don't Do Coke In Our Bathroom", printed clean on a white signature jar.

Poured from natural soy wax with a cotton wick, in Wild Huckleberry — fruity, bright, and nothing like whatever the last renter left behind. Apartment warmings, first leases, roommate move-ins.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Please Don't Do Coke In Our Bathroom" — the house rule, printed politely
  • White signature jar with a clean label that suits a modern bathroom
  • Natural soy wax and a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax
  • Wild Huckleberry: huckleberry, Tahitian vanilla and lemon zest
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Reusable glass jar — makeup brushes, cotton rounds, a second life
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota

Perfect Gift For

Apartment warmings, first leases, roommate move-ins, housewarmings, college graduations, white elephant swaps, landlords with a sense of humor, and any guest list that needs the rules in writing.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size:
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: SW-1355-2

Scent

2. Wild Huckleberry - Huckleberry, Tahitian Vanilla & Lemon Zest

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good gift for someone moving into a first apartment?
A: A scented candle is a safe first-apartment gift because it takes no shelf space and needs no assembly. A funny one doubles as decoration for a bathroom that is otherwise beige.

Q: How do you pick a candle scent for someone else?
A: Pick by category rather than by favorite — fresh and fruity suits nearly everyone, while heavy florals and bakery scents divide a room. Wild Huckleberry sits in the safe middle.

Q: Is the cotton wick lead free?
A: Yes, the wick is plain cotton with no lead core. Every Cedar Crate candle is made this way, alongside phthalate-free fragrance oils.

Q: How do I make a scented candle last longer?
A: Let the first light run until the melted wax reaches the edge of the glass, then trim the wick to 1/4" every time after that. Keep it out of drafts and away from air vents.

Q: Is this candle hand poured or machine made?
A: Every jar is poured by hand in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota. Made in the USA.

Q: Is the fragrance oil phthalate free?
A: Yes. Cedar Crate uses essential and premium fragrance oils that are phthalate free, in a candle that is also vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO.

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