Retirement Gift Candles - A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This

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Large candles for independent retailers. A gag gift and novelty pick that sells at the register, above kid height.
Funny candles that sell themselves. Hand poured soy wax and premium fragrance oils.
Stocking stuffers, funny gifts, gag gifts and novelty gifts. Small batch, made in the USA.

A Wise Woman Once Said Fuck This Shit And Lived Happily Ever After

𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭:
#11 Citrus + Peach. Fresh apples and oranges are combined with green, jasmine, rose, and musk for a delightful scent.

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬:
• Top: Apple, Orange, Green
• Middle: Jasmine, Rose
• Bottom: Musk

• Size: 9 oz Jar | 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5" 50+ Hours
• Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours

100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar. Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO.

Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA

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