Retirement Candles - A Wise Woman Once Said I'm Retiring

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Some decisions take twenty years and some take an afternoon. "A Wise Woman Once Said I'm Retiring And Lived Happily Ever After" is the second kind, and nobody who has done it regrets the speed.

Hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Caribbean Retreat. A retirement party, a woman finishing a long career, a first week of doing nothing at all: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "A Wise Woman Once Said I'm Retiring And Lived Happily Ever After" — quoted in full
  • 100% soy wax — plant based, with a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Caribbean Retreat — citrus and teakwood on warm amber and clove
  • 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, the full-size Signature pour
  • Kraft label on reusable glass, understated enough to leave out all year
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Retirement parties, a mother finishing work, a sister, a colleague of many years, a leaving lunch, a group collection, and the woman who announced it before telling anybody she was thinking about it.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: S-1501-17

Scent

17. Caribbean Retreat - Citrus, Teakwood, Amber & Clove

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good retirement gift for a woman finishing a long career?
A: Something for the home she is about to spend far more time in, chosen on her taste rather than her job title. A scented jar suits almost everybody and asks nothing of her.

Q: Is a fairy-tale joke too soft for a retirement gift?
A: The joke is about deciding and getting on with it, which is a compliment rather than a soft touch. Most women who retire recognise themselves in it immediately.

Q: What should go with a candle to make it a bigger gift?
A: A card everybody signs adds more than a second object would, because the words are what gets kept. Anything edible competes with the party food.

Q: How warm is a clove and amber scent in summer?
A: Citrus and teakwood keep the top of it light, so it does not feel out of place in July the way a heavy spice candle would. It is warm rather than festive.

Q: How many hours are in a full jar?
A: 60+ hours in 13.5 oz of wax, based on three to four hour burns. Shorter sittings waste wax by tunnelling before the pool reaches the glass.

Q: Is the glass thick enough to keep afterwards?
A: The jar is heavy-walled and designed to be kept, and it takes brushes, pens or change once the wax is out. Warm water lifts the last of the wax in minutes.

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