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Car Freshies - Hang In There It Gets Worse Golden Patchouli

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Motivational posters lie. "Hang In There It Gets Worse" is the version that matches your Tuesday, on a 4 oz car freshener spray for the drive there and back.

Golden Patchouli is patchouli, orange, mango and goji berry - warm, slightly unhinged, at odds with the sentiment. Two or three pulls into the air and the car is fixed, even if nothing else is.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Hang In There It Gets Worse" - honesty, delivered at eye level in traffic
  • A spray, not a cardboard tree - use it on bad days and skip the good ones
  • 4 oz bottle, 1.875" x 5.75" - lives in a console or a door pocket
  • Fine mist that settles instead of soaking, so the car is usable right away
  • Patchouli, orange, mango and goji berry - warm and strange in the best way
  • Twelve inches back, aimed at open air - that is the whole technique
  • Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota

Perfect Gift For

Coworkers, 16th birthdays, new drivers, secret santa, graduations, sarcastic siblings, and the person whose car is the only place they can complain.

Product Details

  • Material: Car Freshener Spray
  • Size: 4oz, 1.875" x 5.75"
  • Directions: Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.
  • Warning: Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.
  • Ingredients: water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol
  • Origin: Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.
  • Item: CF-2089-4

Scent

4. Golden Patchouli - Patchouli, Orange, Mango & Goji Berry

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Good 16th birthday gift for a teenager?
A: A funny car freshener spray is a strong 16th birthday gift, because a first car is the only thing a sixteen-year-old wants to decorate. This one is 4 oz.

Q: Is it okay to use this in a closed car in summer?
A: Spray into the air and crack a window so the mist can settle. Store the bottle upright away from heat rather than on a hot dashboard.

Q: Can I spray it on the windows?
A: No, glass is on the keep-off list along with screens, plastic, vinyl and leather. Spraying into open air avoids streaks and still scents the cabin.

Q: Does it fit in the center console?
A: Yes, the 1.875" x 5.75" bottle drops into most center consoles and cup holders. Keep it upright so nothing seeps around the sprayer.

Q: Do I need to reapply it every day?
A: Only if you want to - most drivers use two or three sprays once or twice a week. Because it is a spray, nothing is scenting the car while it sits parked.

Q: Will it leave an oily residue?
A: The mist is fine enough to settle without leaving a film when sprayed into the air. Sprayed directly at fabric it can stain, so test a hidden area first.

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