Handing in a resignation well is an underrated skill. "Congrats On Quitting Your Job Without Being Escorted Out" is the highest compliment one colleague can pay another.
Hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Island Coconut Lime. A resignation, a first day somewhere better, a leaving lunch that got out of hand: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Congrats On Quitting Your Job Without Being Escorted Out" — the whole line on kraft
- 100% soy wax — plant based, with an even burn and no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Island Coconut Lime — coconut, lime and cream, the closest thing to a holiday
- 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, longer than most notice periods
- Kraft label on reusable glass, ready to hand over exactly as it arrives
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A resignation, a first day somewhere better, a leaving lunch, a career change, a friend escaping a bad manager, a group gift from people who are jealous, and whoever gave exactly two weeks and not a day more.
Product Details
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Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: S-1131-18
Scent
18. Island Coconut Lime - Coconut, Lime & Cream
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What do you give somebody starting a new job?
A: Something for the home rather than the new desk, since nobody wants to arrive on day one carrying personal clutter. A candle marks the change without following them into the building.
Q: Can you joke about a resignation without it landing badly?
A: Quitting well is a genuine achievement and everybody left behind knows it, so the joke reads as admiration. It only misfires if the departure was not voluntary.
Q: What does Island Coconut Lime smell like?
A: Coconut and lime over a creamy base, which lands somewhere between a holiday and a dessert without being sickly. It is the most summery scent here.
Q: Is coconut too strong for a small apartment?
A: Coconut carries further than most scents, so in a studio an hour at a time is plenty. In a larger room it settles into the background nicely.
Q: Does a new job gift need to be work-related?
A: Work-related gifts age badly, because the new job becomes the old job soon enough. Anything for their evenings lasts the whole way through.
Q: How soon does a candle start scenting a room?
A: About twenty minutes, once the melt pool has spread across the surface. Before that you get the scent from close up only.
