Some jobs are not a role so much as a permanent state of emergency. "Smells Like One More Fire To Put Out" is what a whole career in operations smells like, distilled into a jar.
The Signature White version, poured with 60+ hours of Ocean Citrus Salt. A project manager, an operations team, a colleague whose calendar is a warning: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Smells Like One More Fire To Put Out" — printed on the Signature White label
- Signature White on clear glass, plain and bright on a shelf
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — an even burn and no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Ocean Citrus Salt — ocean, ozone, citrus and sea salt, clean and cool
- 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, which covers a great many emergencies
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A project manager, an operations team, a support desk, a colleague whose calendar is a warning, a bad quarter, a promotion into something harder, and whoever gets phoned first when it all goes wrong.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SW-2054-1
Scent
1. Ocean Citrus Salt - Ocean, Ozone, Citrus & Sea Salt
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What do you give somebody whose job is constant crisis management?
A: Something that names the chaos is funnier and kinder than something that pretends it is not happening. It says you noticed, which is most of what anybody wants.
Q: Which scent is best for somebody who needs to switch off?
A: A cool ocean scent works better than a warm one for that, because it resets a room rather than making it cosier. Warm scents suit an evening that is already calm.
Q: Is a joke about being overworked in poor taste?
A: It reads as solidarity rather than mockery when it comes from a colleague who is in the same position. From a manager it needs more care.
Q: How quickly does a candle change the feel of a room?
A: About twenty minutes for the scent to settle across a normal room, and the visual effect is immediate. That is why people light one on the way in rather than later.
Q: Is there anything in this candle that stains?
A: Soy wax washes out of most fabrics with warm water where paraffin sets hard, and the fragrance oils are not pigmented. The jar is the part to keep upright.
Q: Can a candle be a gift for a promotion into a harder job?
A: A promotion into more responsibility deserves a joke as much as a congratulation, since both are true at once. This one manages both in a single line.
