Nobody has ever received this compliment and forgotten it. "You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper" is the one sentence that acknowledges genuine effort without a single sincere word in it.
The Signature White version, poured with 60+ hours of Raspberry Sangria. An office secret santa, a colleague pulling double, a work friend with no filter: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper" — quoted in full on the white label
- Signature White on clear glass, bright and plain on a kitchen shelf
- Natural soy wax — plant based, with a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Raspberry Sangria — raspberry sangria with citrus and sugar
- 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, the full-size Signature pour
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
An office secret santa, a colleague pulling double shifts, a work friend with no filter, a birthday, a promotion, a leaving gift, and whoever has not taken a proper lunch break since the spring.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SW-2062-7
Scent
7. Raspberry Sangria - Raspberry Sangria, Citrus & Sugar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What does Raspberry Sangria smell like?
A: Ripe raspberry with citrus over it and a light sugar note underneath, which lands closer to a summer drink than to a dessert. It is bright rather than heavy.
Q: Is there a candle scent for someone whose taste runs to cocktails?
A: A sangria scent is the obvious pick for anybody whose taste runs to fruit and citrus, because it smells like the glass rather than the fruit bowl. Woody scents are the opposite choice.
Q: Is a blunt joke a risk for a secret santa?
A: Secret santa is drawn at random, so a joke that only works between close friends is the wrong call. This one is about workload, which everybody in an office shares.
Q: There are two of these — which one am I looking at?
A: Same saying, different scent and label — this white jar is Raspberry Sangria and the natural kraft one is Wild Huckleberry. Both are 13.5 oz with 60+ hours.
Q: Will a fruity candle suit a kitchen?
A: Fruit and citrus scents sit well in a kitchen because they read as fresh alongside cooking smells. A heavy spice scent is the one that competes.
Q: Is a candle a good gift for somebody who works from home?
A: A home worker actually gets to light it during the day, which very few office workers can, so it gets used far more. It also marks the end of the working day.
