Somebody has said it out loud in a meeting and meant it. "Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights. They Hang Together, Half Of Them Don't Work And The Other Half Aren't So Bright" — and the ones laughing hardest are the ones it describes.
Hand poured in the Signature Color jar with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas. An office party, the last day before the break, a team you like: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights" — the rest of the line is on the Signature Color jar
- A color-printed label on reusable glass you keep afterwards
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — clean, even burn, no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free, non-toxic, vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar
- A 13.5 oz jar and 60+ hours, outlasting most December tempers
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
Coworkers, a team lead, the person who fixes the printer, a work swap, the shift you survived, and the half who genuinely are not so bright.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SC-1989-16
Scent
16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a good Christmas gift for a coworker you actually like?
A: A funny scented candle is the strongest coworker gift under twenty-five dollars, because it needs no size, no taste and no explanation. This one adds a joke.
Q: What should I buy for a team of eight people without spending a fortune?
A: One candle bought eight times costs less than eight different gifts and nobody feels short-changed. Split the scents so the office does not smell like one thing.
Q: Is a funny candle appropriate at an office party?
A: This one is safe at an office party because the joke is aimed at the whole group rather than one person. It gets passed around the table before it goes home.
Q: Can this go to a boss, or is it safer for a desk neighbor?
A: A desk neighbor is the natural target, since the line takes a gentle shot at everyone in the building including the giver. A new boss may not see it that way.
Q: What can the empty jar hold on a desk?
A: Washed out, the jar holds pens, binder clips, sticky notes or a plant that survives fluorescent light. It is glass, so it looks deliberate rather than repurposed.
Q: Where are Cedar Crate Market candles made?
A: Every candle is hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota, and made in the USA. Wax, wick and pour all happen in the same workshop.
