The name you pull out of the hat is rarely the one you wanted. "Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights. They Hang Together, Half Of Them Don't Work And The Other Half Aren't So Bright" — and the people laughing loudest are the ones it describes.
Hand poured with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas. A secret santa draw, the December exchange, the last day before the break: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Coworkers Are Like Christmas Lights" — the rest of the line is on the Signature White jar
- A white-printed label on reusable glass that suits any desk
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn corner to corner
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar
- A 13.5 oz jar and 60+ hours, outlasting the whole quarter
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A secret santa draw, the December exchange, a desk neighbor, the last day before the break, someone who has everything, and the half who genuinely are not so bright.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SW-1989-16
Scent
16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a good secret santa gift when the office draws names?
A: A funny candle is the safest secret santa gift in an office draw, because it fits any desk and needs no personal knowledge. The joke aims at everyone.
Q: What do you buy for a December gift exchange with a twenty dollar limit?
A: Spend a twenty dollar limit on one full-size item rather than a handful of small ones, because a single real gift always reads better when it is opened in public.
Q: Is a joke about coworkers safe to give at a work exchange?
A: This joke is safe at a work exchange because it takes the same gentle shot at everybody in the room, including whoever brought it. Nobody is singled out by it.
Q: How do I pick a gift for a secret santa I have never spoken to?
A: When you know nothing about the recipient, buy for the setting instead of the person — something that works on any desk in the building. A scented candle qualifies.
Q: Which scent is least likely to annoy someone in a shared space?
A: Tart, fruit-led scents are the least intrusive in a shared office because they read as clean rather than perfumed. Cranberry with orange peel is a safe default.
Q: What does non-GMO mean on a candle label?
A: Non-GMO here refers to the soy the wax is made from, alongside phthalate-free fragrance oils and a cotton wick. It is a statement about the ingredients, not the scent.
