Holiday Candles - Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Kraft

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Two days into the visit, somebody says the thing out loud. "Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Fa La La" is the house rule nobody voted on, and it lands because every adult in the kitchen has thought it.

One of our christmas candles, hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas. A sibling, an in-law with a sense of humor: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Deck The Halls And Not Your Family Fa La La" — printed in full on the Signature Kraft label
  • Natural soy wax — plant-based, with an even burn from first light to last
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry over orange peel and brown sugar
  • A 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours in it, longer than the visit
  • Cotton wick for a steady flame and true scent throw
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Siblings, in-laws, cousins, a house full of relatives, and whoever already booked the early flight home.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: S-1613-16

Scent

16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What does Cranberry Christmas smell like?
A: Cranberry Christmas is tart red fruit over orange peel with brown sugar underneath, so it lands sharp first and sweet after. It smells like the kitchen on the day rather than the tree in the corner.

Q: Is it safe to keep a lit candle in a house with small children?
A: A lit candle belongs above waist height, on a hard surface, back from anything a toddler can climb. Snuff it when the room empties, not when you remember.

Q: Which Christmas candle suits a house that does not want to smell like pine?
A: Cranberry and orange peel is the fruit-led alternative when evergreen is not wanted, and it holds up in a kitchen where food competes. It reads festive without going near a tree lot.

Q: Can a candle cut through the smell of a house full of cooking?
A: A tart cranberry and citrus scent cuts through cooking smells better than a soft vanilla, because the sharp top note is loud enough to notice. Light it in the next room, not beside the stove.

Q: Is this a good gift for a sibling who complains about the holidays?
A: The joke is aimed at the whole family rather than one person, so a sibling can leave it out without starting anything. That is why it ends up on the counter.

Q: What is the wax in these kraft jar candles made of?
A: The wax is natural soy, which is plant-based, and the oils are phthalate free with a cotton wick through the middle. There is no paraffin in the jar.

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