Retirement Candles - Finally Retired, Smells Like Freedom

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The word "finally" carries about thirty years in it. "Finally Retired. Smells Like Freedom Infused With Not My Problem Anymore" is the whole feeling, and the second half is where the grin is.

The Signature White version, poured with 60+ hours of Caribbean Retreat. A long-awaited last day, a retirement party, a countdown that finally ran out: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Finally Retired. Smells Like Freedom Infused With Not My Problem Anymore"
  • Signature White on clear glass, clean enough for any kitchen
  • Natural soy wax — plant based, clean and even, with no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Caribbean Retreat — citrus and teakwood over warm amber and clove
  • 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, which sees out the whole first season
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

A long-awaited last day, a retirement party, a countdown that finally hit zero, a colleague of decades, a group collection, a leaving card, and the person who had the date on a whiteboard.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: SW-1711-17

Scent

17. Caribbean Retreat - Citrus, Teakwood, Amber & Clove

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What do you give somebody who has been counting down to retirement for years?
A: Lean into the countdown, because it is the thing they have talked about most and the thing they are proudest of finishing. A gift that ignores it misses the whole story.

Q: Is it worth spending more on a retirement gift than a birthday one?
A: Retirement happens once and a birthday happens annually, which is why people stretch a little further for it. A group collection is how most teams manage that.

Q: Does a candle suit somebody who is about to travel a lot?
A: It waits patiently on a shelf between trips and does not need looking after, unlike anything living. It is also the thing that makes a house feel occupied again on the way back.

Q: Which is stronger, a citrus scent or a woody one?
A: Citrus hits first and fades faster, and wood and amber build slowly and stay. Caribbean Retreat has both, which is why it holds a room for a full burn.

Q: What causes a candle to burn down one side?
A: An off-centre wick or a draught, and both are fixable — straighten the wick while the wax is soft and move the jar away from the airflow. It usually corrects within two burns.

Q: Can two people share one gift like this?
A: Two or three people going in together on one full-size jar is common and reads better than two smaller gifts. One card with both names finishes it.

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