There is a version of every person that exists before the first coffee, and it should not be spoken to. "Fuck Off! I Mean Good Morning" is a public health notice printed on both sides of a mug.
A ceramic mug in 15 oz and 11 oz, designed and printed in the USA with inks baked into the glaze. Dishwasher and microwave safe, for use at exactly one time of day.
Why You'll Love It
- "Fuck Off! I Mean Good Morning" — printed in full on both sides, no asterisks
- 15 oz and 11 oz, so it fits a serious morning or a standard cup
- Inks baked into the ceramic — they will not peel, fade or come off
- Two-sided printing, so the warning faces out in either hand
- Dishwasher and microwave safe, which is what a daily mug needs
- Ceramic with a smooth glaze that keeps coffee hot until it is wanted
- Designed and printed in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A morning person's opposite, a home office, a housemate, a father, a secret santa with no rules, a birthday, and whoever should be legally prohibited from speaking before nine.
Product Details
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Material: Ceramic, Printed with Quality Inks Baked into the Ceramic
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Size: 15 oz or 11 oz Mug
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Attributes: Printed on Both Sides of Mug, Will Not Peel or Fade
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Origin: Designed and Printed in the USA
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Care: Dishwasher and Microwave Safe. Wash Before Use and Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning. Use Caution When Removing from Microwave
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Item: M-1220-15
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is the swear word printed in full?
A: It is printed in full with nothing starred out, which is the entire point of the design. Check who will see it before choosing this one for a workplace.
Q: Is this suitable for an office desk?
A: It suits a home office or a relaxed workplace and it does not suit a client-facing desk. Plenty of people keep it for weekends at home instead.
Q: What is a good gift for somebody who hates mornings?
A: Anything that acknowledges the problem rather than trying to fix it, since morning people giving advice is the last thing anybody wants at seven. A mug states the case for them.
Q: Does the print wear off with daily washing?
A: The inks are baked into the ceramic, so a daily dishwasher cycle does not touch them. Abrasive cloths are the only thing that will.
Q: Is this a good gift for a father or a housemate?
A: It suits anybody you know well enough to swear in front of, which usually covers both. It is the kind of gift that becomes their only mug.
Q: How does it look in the cupboard next to normal mugs?
A: It is a standard ceramic shape with a bold printed design, so it stacks normally and stands out immediately. Nobody else in the house will pick it up by accident.
