Somebody in every office says this within four seconds of the announcement, and they always mean it warmly. "Fucking Quitter. I Mean, Congrats" is the fastest possible route from betrayal to good wishes.
Hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Tropical Temptations. A resignation, an early retirement, a leaving do that got loud: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Fucking Quitter. I Mean, Congrats" — printed in plain type, no asterisks
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Tropical Temptations — citrus and floral over coconut and spicy vanilla
- 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, still burning long after the leaving drinks
- Kraft label on reusable glass, so the punchline reads across a kitchen
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
Resignations, early retirements, a leaving do, a work friend taking a better offer, a career change nobody predicted, a group gift from people with no filter, and whoever is genuinely delighted and refusing to show it.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: S-1609-19
Scent
19. Tropical Temptations - Citrus, Floral, Coconut & Spicy Vanilla
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is a candle with a swear word on it too much for a work gift?
A: It suits a team that already talks like that and it does not suit a formal office, so the test is whether the word would raise an eyebrow in the room. Handed over privately it is safe almost anywhere.
Q: What do you give someone who is quitting rather than retiring?
A: A resignation deserves congratulations with a bit of mock outrage in it, since that is genuinely how the people staying feel. Something for their new kitchen works better than anything work-themed.
Q: What does Tropical Temptations smell like?
A: Citrus and floral on top with coconut and a spicy vanilla underneath, which makes it warm and holiday-ish rather than sharp. It is the most summery scent in the range.
Q: Is the word printed in full on the label?
A: It is printed in full and in plain type, with nothing starred out. That is the entire point of the design, so check the room before handing it over in public.
Q: How long will this candle burn?
A: 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, at three to four hours at a time. That is roughly two months of regular evening use.
Q: Does a sweet scent suit a kitchen?
A: Coconut and vanilla sit alongside cooking smells rather than fighting them, which is more than a sharp citrus scent manages. A living room suits it equally well.
