Nobody warned us that being a grown-up was mostly bills, dentist appointments and wondering who used the last of the paper towels. This funny coffee mug says what everyone over 25 is thinking: "Adulthood Is Straight Up The Worst Hood I Have Ever Lived In."
A 15 oz ceramic mug with the joke printed on both sides and inks baked into the glaze. For a 30th birthday, a first apartment, or a new grad about to find out.
Why You'll Love It
- "Adulthood Is Straight Up The Worst Hood I Have Ever Lived In" — relatable at any age
- Ceramic with inks baked in — the print will not peel or fade
- Dishwasher and microwave safe, because adults have no time to hand wash
- 15 oz — a real refill, enough to make it to lunch
- Printed on both sides, so the joke faces out in either hand
- Smooth glazed ceramic that keeps coffee hot through the first email
- Designed and printed in the USA
Perfect Gift For
Birthdays, a 30th or 40th, college graduation, a first apartment, a new job, a sibling, and anyone who just learned what escrow means.
Product Details
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Material: Ceramic, Printed with Quality Inks Baked into the Ceramic
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Size: 15 oz Mug
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Attributes: Printed on Both Sides of Mug, Will Not Peel or Fade
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Origin: Designed and Printed in the USA
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Care: Dishwasher and Microwave Safe. Wash Before Use and Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning. Use Caution When Removing from Microwave
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a funny gift for someone turning 30?
A: A funny coffee mug about the reality of adulthood is a reliable 30th birthday gift, because every 30-year-old agrees with it. It gets used every morning, too.
Q: Is this a good graduation gift?
A: Yes — it is a funny college graduation gift that gently warns the grad about what comes next. Fill it with coffee packets or gift cards for an easy upgrade.
Q: Is this mug dishwasher safe?
A: Yes, it is dishwasher and microwave safe. Wash it before first use and skip abrasive scrubbers to keep the print sharp.
Q: How big is a 15 oz mug?
A: A 15 oz mug holds about a third more than a standard 11 oz cup. It is the size for people who refill instead of rationing.
Q: Will the design wear off over time?
A: No — the inks are baked into the ceramic, so they will not peel or fade with daily use. Avoid abrasive cloths and it will look new for years.
Q: Where is this mug made?
A: It is designed and printed in the USA by Cedar Crate Market, a family-run gift company in Minnesota.
