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Funny Coffee Mugs - I'd Rather Lick Every Elevator Button

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Somewhere a facilitator is saying "let's go around the room," and somewhere an introvert is calculating escape routes. This funny coffee mug speaks for them: "I'd Rather Lick Every Button In A Hospital Elevator Than Share A Fun Fact In A Team Building Meeting."

A 15 oz ceramic mug, printed on both sides with inks baked in. The perfect coworker gift for anyone who has ever panicked over an icebreaker.

Why You'll Love It

  • "I'd Rather Lick Every Button In A Hospital Elevator..." — every introvert's truth
  • Ceramic with inks baked in — the print will not peel or fade
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • 15 oz — enough coffee to survive a full offsite
  • Printed on both sides, so it reads from across the conference table
  • No swearing, so it is meeting-room safe
  • Designed and printed in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Coworkers, introverts, a boss with a sense of humor, office secret santa, a nurse or hospital worker, a new job, and anyone whose fun fact is that they hate fun facts.

Product Details

  • Material: Ceramic, Printed with Quality Inks Baked into the Ceramic
  • Size: 15 oz Mug
  • Attributes: Printed on Both Sides of Mug, Will Not Peel or Fade
  • Origin: Designed and Printed in the USA
  • Care: Dishwasher and Microwave Safe. Wash Before Use and Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning. Use Caution When Removing from Microwave

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a funny gift for an introverted coworker?
A: A mug that jokes about team-building dread is a perfect introvert gift, because it says "I get you" without any fuss. This one is office-safe with no swearing.

Q: Can I bring this mug to meetings?
A: Yes — it is clean enough for nearly any workplace, and it is a great conversation piece. Just do not expect to be asked for a fun fact.

Q: Is this a good gift for healthcare workers?
A: It is a favorite with nurses and hospital staff, who know those elevator buttons better than anyone.

Q: How long is the saying, and can it be read easily?
A: It is a longer saying printed on both sides of a 15 oz mug, which gives it room to stay readable. It is a full sentence, not a squint.

Q: Is it dishwasher safe?
A: Yes, it is dishwasher and microwave safe. The baked-in inks will not peel or fade with washing.

Q: Where was this mug printed?
A: It is designed and printed in the USA by Cedar Crate Market in Minnesota.

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