What you are seeing is the edited version. This funny coffee mug offers a polite heads-up about the unedited one: "If You Think I'm A Bitch, You Should Hear The Shit I Don't Say Out Loud."
A 15 oz ceramic mug printed on both sides, inks baked into the glaze. For the friend with an impressive internal monologue and the restraint of a saint — most days.
Why You'll Love It
- "If You Think I'm A Bitch, You Should Hear The Shit I Don't Say Out Loud" — the filtered version
- Ceramic with inks baked in — the print will not peel or fade
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 15 oz — fuel for an entire inner monologue
- Printed on both sides, so nobody misses the fine print
- Glazed ceramic that keeps coffee hot
- Designed and printed in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A best friend, a sister, a work wife, a birthday, an adults-only gift swap, a bachelorette, and anyone whose group chat would get them fired.
Product Details
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Material: Ceramic, Printed with Quality Inks Baked into the Ceramic
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Size: 15 oz Mug
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Attributes: Printed on Both Sides of Mug, Will Not Peel or Fade
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Origin: Designed and Printed in the USA
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Care: Dishwasher and Microwave Safe. Wash Before Use and Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning. Use Caution When Removing from Microwave
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a funny adult gift for a sarcastic friend?
A: A sarcastic coffee mug with adult language is a perfect gift for the friend whose inner thoughts are funnier than what she says. She will use it daily.
Q: Does this mug have swear words on it?
A: Yes — "bitch" and "shit" are both printed in full. It is meant for home or a very relaxed workplace.
Q: Is it a good work wife gift?
A: Yes, if she is the person you trade looks with across the meeting. Just let her decide whether it lives at home or on her desk.
Q: What size is this mug?
A: It is a 15 oz ceramic mug, larger than the standard 11 oz cup. Good for coffee, tea or cocoa.
Q: Is the design permanent?
A: Yes — the inks are baked into the ceramic, so they will not peel or fade, even in the dishwasher.
Q: Where are these mugs designed?
A: They are designed and printed in the USA by Cedar Crate Market in Minnesota.
