Ambition is great. So is staying exactly where you are with a full cup of coffee. This funny coffee mug lists today's travel plans: "Places I Won't Be Going Today... The Extra Mile, Above And Beyond, Outta My Way."
A 15 oz ceramic mug printed on both sides with inks baked into the glaze. No swearing — just a clearly stated itinerary.
Why You'll Love It
- "Places I Won't Be Going Today..." — the extra mile is closed for the day
- Ceramic with inks baked in — the print will not peel or fade
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 15 oz — fuel for doing the minimum, comfortably
- Printed on both sides, so the itinerary is always posted
- No swearing, so it is fine at the office
- Designed and printed in the USA
Perfect Gift For
Coworkers, a retirement, a boss, a burnt-out friend, a teacher in May, office secret santa, a birthday, and anyone whose job description says "other duties as assigned."
Product Details
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Material: Ceramic, Printed with Quality Inks Baked into the Ceramic
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Size: 15 oz Mug
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Attributes: Printed on Both Sides of Mug, Will Not Peel or Fade
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Origin: Designed and Printed in the USA
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Care: Dishwasher and Microwave Safe. Wash Before Use and Avoid Abrasive Cloths When Cleaning. Use Caution When Removing from Microwave
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Item: TBD
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a funny office gift that is not offensive?
A: "Places I Won't Be Going Today" is a funny office mug with no swearing, so it is safe for nearly any workplace. Everyone laughs because everyone relates.
Q: Does this work as a funny retirement present?
A: Yes — it is a lighthearted retirement gift, since going the extra mile is officially off the schedule.
Q: Would a teacher like this mug?
A: Teachers love it, especially near the end of the school year. It makes a funny teacher appreciation gift.
Q: How many ounces is it?
A: It holds 15 oz, about a third more than a standard coffee mug.
Q: Is it safe in the dishwasher?
A: Yes, it is dishwasher and microwave safe, and the baked-in print will not peel or fade.
Q: Is this mug designed in the USA?
A: Yes, it is designed and printed in the USA by Cedar Crate Market in Minnesota.
