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Funny Room Spray - Buy Me Flowers And Leave Me Alone Mist

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Some people want the flowers and the long conversation that comes with them. Others want the flowers on the counter and the house to themselves: "Buy me flowers and leave me alone."

Sunlit Lavender in a fine mist, water based and five ingredients long. It doubles as a linen spray on sheets and a pillow before bed, and it never needs a match. For the introvert who has earned a quiet evening.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Buy me flowers and leave me alone" - a boundary, in mist form
  • Sunlit Lavender - lavender, lily, woods and lemon, soft rather than soapy
  • Fine mist from 12 inches away settles on fabric instead of soaking it
  • Shake well, test a hidden corner, and let it dry before you settle in
  • Nothing to light, nothing to plug in, nothing to remember to turn off
  • 4 oz bottle - lives on a nightstand, fits in a weekender
  • Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota

Perfect Gift For

Birthdays, Mother's Day, Galentine's, a new roommate, the friend who cancels plans on purpose, and anyone whose love language is a closed door.

Product Details

  • Material: Room + Linen Spray
  • Size: 4oz, 1.875" x 5.75"
  • Directions: Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.
  • Warning: Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.
  • Ingredients: water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol
  • Origin: Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.
  • Item: RL-2102-8

Scent

8. Sunlit Lavender - Lavender, Lily, Woods & Lemon

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is it safe to use on sheets and a duvet?
A: Sheets and a duvet are exactly what this format was built for. Mist from 12 inches away, test a hidden area first, and let it dry before you make the bed.

Q: Can I spray it on a leather sofa?
A: No - leather stays off the list, along with vinyl, plastic, glass, screens and finished surfaces. Mist the air above the couch instead, or a throw blanket you have tested.

Q: How many sprays does it take to freshen a room?
A: Two or three sprays into the air handles an average room. More does not make it last longer, it only empties the bottle faster.

Q: Is this okay in an office with no open flames?
A: Yes, there is nothing to light and nothing to leave burning. A desk drawer is a perfectly normal place to keep it.

Q: Is this a water based spray?
A: Water is the first ingredient, followed by Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol and capryl glycol. That is the entire formula, start to finish.

Q: What scent works best in a bedroom?
A: Sunlit Lavender is the bedroom answer - lavender, lily, woods and lemon, quiet enough to sleep in. Mist the pillows a few minutes before you get in.

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