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Funny Room Spray - Clean - ish Velvet Peach 4 oz Home Mist

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The honest version of a clean house. The counters are wiped, the closet is a crime scene, and the whole place smells like peach: "Clean - ish."

Velvet Peach in a fine 4 oz mist, five ingredients, no flame. Two or three pulls covers the gap between how the house looks and how much anyone cared. Of the things that get used rather than displayed, this empties first.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Clean - ish" - the accuracy is the joke
  • Velvet Peach - peach, jasmine, rose and citrus, fresh without going sharp
  • Fine mist that settles instead of soaking, two or three pulls to a room
  • Works on fabric as well as air: bedding, a couch, curtains, a gym bag
  • Doubles as a linen spray - the bed reads clean even when it is not made
  • No flame, no cord and no outlet, so a desk drawer works fine
  • Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota

Perfect Gift For

Birthdays, white elephant, funny gifts for a roommate, college move-in, a bachelorette weekend, and anyone whose idea of tidying is closing one bedroom door.

Product Details

  • Material: Room + Linen Spray
  • Size: 4oz, 1.875" x 5.75"
  • Directions: Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.
  • Warning: Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.
  • Ingredients: water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol
  • Origin: Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.
  • Item: RL-2103-11

Scent

11. Velvet Peach - Peach, Jasmine, Rose & Citrus

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I spray it on a gym bag or workout clothes?
A: A gym bag is one of the best uses for it - a couple of pulls inside, then let it dry before you zip it. Test a hidden panel, since the oils can stain.

Q: Can I spray it on a mirror or a window?
A: No, glass is on the avoid list along with screens, leather, vinyl, plastic and finished surfaces. Aim into the middle of the room and let the mist settle.

Q: Is a 4 oz bottle enough for everyday use?
A: 4 oz is plenty for daily use, because two or three sprays is the whole dose. The bottle is small enough for a bag and big enough to live on a shelf.

Q: Can I keep this at my desk at work?
A: Yes, a desk drawer, a locker or a dorm shelf all work, because nothing about it needs an outlet or a match. Store it upright and away from heat.

Q: Where is this made and who makes it?
A: Every bottle is handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota by Cedar Crate Market. Made in the USA by the same hands that pour the candles.

Q: Is this scent too strong for a small room?
A: Velvet Peach is a light fruity floral, so one pull is enough for a powder room. Start with one, wait a moment, and add a second only if you want it.

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