The oldest bathroom joke in the world, finally on something useful: "It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits."
A fine mist of Golden Patchouli, water first and five ingredients deep. Two or three pulls does a guest bath, a hallway or a laundry room. Buy it for the friend who quotes it back to you.
Why You'll Love It
- "It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits" - the whole bit
- Fine mist that settles instead of soaking - two or three pulls does a room
- 4 oz bottle at 1.875" x 5.75" - it fits behind the sink or on the tank
- No flame, no wick, no cord - nothing to light or plug in
- Golden Patchouli - warm, fruity and not remotely apologetic
- Works on air and on fabric: bedding, curtains, a couch, a gym bag
- Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota
Perfect Gift For
Housewarmings, white elephant, coworkers, roommates, the guest bath nobody talks about, and anyone who has laughed at exactly the wrong moment.
Product Details
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Material: Room + Linen Spray
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Size: 4oz, 1.875" x 5.75"
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Directions: Shake well. Spray 2-3 times into the air or lightly onto fabric from 12 inches away. Test a hidden area first and allow to dry.
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Warning: Keep away from children and pets. Avoid eyes, skin, and ingestion. Do not spray on leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens of finished surfaces. Oils may stain. Store upright away from heat and flames.
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Ingredients: water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, capryl glycol
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Origin: Handmade in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota.
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Item: RL-2107-4
Scent
4. Golden Patchouli - Patchouli, Orange, Mango & Goji Berry
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I spray this on my bedding and pillows?
A: Yes, a light mist from 12 inches away is all a pillowcase or a duvet needs. Test a hidden area first and let the fabric dry before you climb in.
Q: What should I not spray this on?
A: Keep it off leather, vinyl, plastic, glass, screens and finished surfaces, because the oils can stain. Spray into the air, or onto fabric you have tested first.
Q: How long does a 4 oz bottle last?
A: A 4 oz bottle holds a lot of two-and-three-spray passes, so daily use in one room still runs for weeks. Saved for guests and bad days, it lasts far longer.
Q: Can I use this in a dorm room where candles are not allowed?
A: Yes, because there is no flame, no wick and no cord involved. That is what makes it workable in dorms, offices and rentals.
Q: What is actually in this room spray?
A: Five things: water (agua), Polysorbate 20, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol and capryl glycol. The whole list is printed above because it is short enough to read.
Q: Which scent should I pick for a bathroom?
A: Golden Patchouli is the bathroom pick - patchouli, orange, mango and goji berry read warm and clean rather than floral. It suits a hallway or a laundry room too.
