Housewarming Candles - Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Weirdos

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You get to pick the house. You do not get to pick the man who mows at 7 a.m. on a Sunday. Of all the housewarming candles a new homeowner gets handed that week, this is the one that says the quiet part: "Happy New Home Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Weirdos."

Hand poured from 100% natural soy wax, 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar. Closing day, moving weekend, the first party in the new place: this is the one you carry in.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Happy New Home Hope Your Neighbors Aren't Weirdos" — the toast nobody else will make
  • 100% natural soy wax — a clean, even burn with no parafin wax
  • Non-toxic and phthalate free — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Raspberry Sangria — tangy raspberry, citrus and sugar, bright in a half-empty room
  • 60+ hour burn time, so the joke outlasts the unpacking
  • Cotton wick for a steady flame and true scent throw, corner to corner
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Housewarmings, closing day, moving weekend, first houses, realtor client gifts, new neighbors you actually like, and anyone whose fence line is still a total mystery.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: S-1482-7

Scent

7. Raspberry Sangria - Raspberry Sangria, Citrus & Sugar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good housewarming gift for someone who just moved in?
A: A funny scented candle is one of the safest housewarming gifts you can bring, because it works in any room of a house you have never seen. This one is 13.5 oz and burns 60+ hours.

Q: Are soy wax candles non-toxic to burn around the house?
A: Soy wax is plant based and burns cleaner than paraffin. This one pairs it with a cotton wick and phthalate-free fragrance oils, and it is vegan and non-GMO.

Q: How many hours does a 13.5 oz candle burn?
A: 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar. Lit for three hours an evening, that is roughly a month of dinners before the wax runs low.

Q: Which rooms suit a fruity scent like Raspberry Sangria?
A: Raspberry Sangria is bright and tangy rather than heavy, so it does its best work in a kitchen, an entryway or a living room. It is a good pick for a place that still smells like fresh paint.

Q: Where are Cedar Crate Market candles made?
A: Every candle is hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota. Made in the USA.

Q: Can the jar be washed out and reused afterward?
A: Yes. Once the wax is spent, warm soapy water leaves a clean glass jar for pens, hair ties or a small plant.

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