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Some gifts are chosen and some gifts are simply spotted. "Ho Ho Ho I Saw This And Thought Of You Merry Christmas" is the honest version of both, printed on the jar so nobody has to pretend there was a plan.
Hand poured with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar, it is one of the christmas gifts that gets read out before it gets opened. A gift exchange, secret santa, a friend who knows: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
Perfect Gift For
A December gift exchange, secret santa, a hostess, the friend you send things to at midnight, someone who has everything, and anyone who would say it straight back.
Product Details
Scent
15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a good funny gift for the friend you send things to at midnight?
A: The friend who gets your two in the morning messages wants a gift with a voice, not a neutral one. A candle that says the quiet part out loud is exactly that register.
Q: Is it rude to tell someone you bought their gift on sight?
A: Admitting a gift was an instant decision is usually taken as a compliment, because it means they were the first person you thought of. This label does the admitting.
Q: What should I put in a secret santa when the limit is low?
A: Spend the whole limit on one substantial thing rather than three small ones, since a single good gift always reads better across a table. A full-size candle qualifies.
Q: Which scent is the safest choice for a December gift exchange?
A: Fir and cedar is the least divisive scent for a gift exchange, because it smells like the season without smelling like dessert. Almost nobody objects to a tree.
Q: What do you give a friend who has everything and buys it herself?
A: The friend who buys her own things needs a gift with a joke attached, because the joke is the part she cannot buy. Function matters less than the line on the front.
Q: How should I store a candle if I am buying gifts in October?
A: Keep an unlit candle somewhere cool, dark and dry, and out of direct sun so the wax stays flat and the fragrance holds. A cupboard is fine for months.
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Some gifts are chosen and some gifts are simply spotted. "Ho Ho Ho I Saw This And Thought Of You Merry Christmas" is the honest version of both, printed on the jar so nobody has to pretend there was a plan.
Hand poured with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar, it is one of the christmas gifts that gets read out before it gets opened. A gift exchange, secret santa, a friend who knows: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
Perfect Gift For
A December gift exchange, secret santa, a hostess, the friend you send things to at midnight, someone who has everything, and anyone who would say it straight back.
Product Details
Scent
15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a good funny gift for the friend you send things to at midnight?
A: The friend who gets your two in the morning messages wants a gift with a voice, not a neutral one. A candle that says the quiet part out loud is exactly that register.
Q: Is it rude to tell someone you bought their gift on sight?
A: Admitting a gift was an instant decision is usually taken as a compliment, because it means they were the first person you thought of. This label does the admitting.
Q: What should I put in a secret santa when the limit is low?
A: Spend the whole limit on one substantial thing rather than three small ones, since a single good gift always reads better across a table. A full-size candle qualifies.
Q: Which scent is the safest choice for a December gift exchange?
A: Fir and cedar is the least divisive scent for a gift exchange, because it smells like the season without smelling like dessert. Almost nobody objects to a tree.
Q: What do you give a friend who has everything and buys it herself?
A: The friend who buys her own things needs a gift with a joke attached, because the joke is the part she cannot buy. Function matters less than the line on the front.
Q: How should I store a candle if I am buying gifts in October?
A: Keep an unlit candle somewhere cool, dark and dry, and out of direct sun so the wax stays flat and the fragrance holds. A cupboard is fine for months.