Funny Christmas Candles - I Saw This And Thought Of You

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Some gifts are chosen and some gifts are simply spotted. "Ho Ho Ho I Saw This And Thought Of You Merry Christmas" is the honest version of both, printed on the jar so nobody has to pretend there was a plan.

Hand poured with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar, it is one of the christmas gifts that gets read out before it gets opened. A gift exchange, secret santa, a friend who knows: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Ho Ho Ho I Saw This And Thought Of You Merry Christmas" — the full line, on the jar
  • Signature White jar — a white-printed label on reusable glass
  • Natural soy wax — plant-based, a clean burn with no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Balsam + Cedar — Fraser fir, balsam and cedar, a tree just brought inside
  • A 13.5 oz jar and 60+ hours, so the joke earns its keep
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

A December gift exchange, secret santa, a hostess, the friend you send things to at midnight, someone who has everything, and anyone who would say it straight back.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: SW-1995-15

Scent

15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good funny gift for the friend you send things to at midnight?
A: The friend who gets your two in the morning messages wants a gift with a voice, not a neutral one. A candle that says the quiet part out loud is exactly that register.

Q: Is it rude to tell someone you bought their gift on sight?
A: Admitting a gift was an instant decision is usually taken as a compliment, because it means they were the first person you thought of. This label does the admitting.

Q: What should I put in a secret santa when the limit is low?
A: Spend the whole limit on one substantial thing rather than three small ones, since a single good gift always reads better across a table. A full-size candle qualifies.

Q: Which scent is the safest choice for a December gift exchange?
A: Fir and cedar is the least divisive scent for a gift exchange, because it smells like the season without smelling like dessert. Almost nobody objects to a tree.

Q: What do you give a friend who has everything and buys it herself?
A: The friend who buys her own things needs a gift with a joke attached, because the joke is the part she cannot buy. Function matters less than the line on the front.

Q: How should I store a candle if I am buying gifts in October?
A: Keep an unlit candle somewhere cool, dark and dry, and out of direct sun so the wax stays flat and the fragrance holds. A cupboard is fine for months.

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