Farewell Candles - How Dare You Leave Me With These People

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The moment somebody good hands in their notice, the first thought is rarely congratulations. It is this, and the label says it out loud: "How Dare You Leave Me With These People, Infused With Shock, Betrayal And A Little Bit Of I'm Going To Miss You."

Hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Golden Patchouli. A last day, a leaving lunch, the desk opposite going empty: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "How Dare You Leave Me With These People" — the whole line, betrayal included, on the label
  • Natural soy wax — plant based, clean and even, with no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Golden Patchouli — orange over patchouli, with mango and goji berry behind it
  • A 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours, still going long after the leaving drinks
  • Kraft label on reusable glass, so it suits a desk or a kitchen counter equally
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Leaving lunches, last days, a new job somewhere better, a transfer to another floor, a team that is losing its best person, a card that needed backup, and whoever now has to sit where they sat.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: S-2051-4

Scent

4. Golden Patchouli - Patchouli, Orange, Mango & Goji Berry

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good goodbye gift for a coworker leaving for another job?
A: The gift that works says the office is worse without them, rather than wishing them well generically. A line they will still laugh at in the new job does that.

Q: What should I write in a card for someone leaving work?
A: Name one specific thing they did that made your job easier, then say you will miss it. That beats "good luck in your next chapter" by a distance.

Q: Can a few of us go in on one gift together?
A: A single candle from the whole team reads better than four separate things, and spares the leaver a bag of clutter. One card everyone signs finishes it.

Q: Is patchouli too strong for an office desk?
A: This is a modern patchouli with orange and mango lifting it, so it is warm rather than heavy. Most people take it home rather than burn it at a desk.

Q: Does soy wax burn cleaner than regular candle wax?
A: Soy burns cooler and slower than paraffin and does not produce the same petroleum soot, which is most of why the glass stays clear. It also means less wax left clinging to the sides.

Q: How should a candle be stored before it is given?
A: Keep it out of direct sun and away from a radiator, because heat softens soy and can pull the surface out of shape. A cupboard is fine for months.

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