Two weeks' notice does not feel like two weeks when you are the one staying. This is the reaction, printed on a white label: "How Dare You Leave Me With These People, Infused With Shock, Betrayal And A Little Bit Of I'm Going To Miss You."
The Signature White version, poured with 60+ hours of Golden Patchouli. Desk neighbours, the work friend who kept you sane, a resignation nobody wanted: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "How Dare You Leave Me With These People" — quoted in full on the Signature White label
- White printed label on clear glass, which suits a bright kitchen or a pale shelf
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — an even burn and no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Golden Patchouli — warm, citrus-lifted, and not remotely floral
- 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, which sees out the whole notice period
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
The desk neighbour, a work bestie handing in notice, an internal transfer, a promotion that moves them away, a leaving do, a last-day breakfast, and the one person who knew where everything was kept.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SW-2051-4
Scent
4. Golden Patchouli - Patchouli, Orange, Mango & Goji Berry
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a funny gift for a coworker who is leaving?
A: The best leaving gifts admit that the person staying is the one being punished, which is funnier than wishing someone luck. Mock outrage is the register that works.
Q: Is it rude to joke about somebody quitting?
A: Joking about the gap they leave is a compliment wearing a complaint, and everyone in the room hears it that way. It only goes wrong if the joke is about why they left.
Q: Can I keep a lit candle on my desk at work?
A: Plenty of offices ban open flames, so check before lighting anything at a desk. Unlit, a soy jar still scents a small space, which is how most people use one at work.
Q: Is soy wax better than paraffin for a scented candle?
A: Soy holds fragrance at a lower temperature, so the scent comes through without the sharpness paraffin adds. It also burns more slowly, which is where the 60+ hours comes from.
Q: What is the white label made of?
A: It is a printed white face applied to clear glass, so the jar reads as white on a shelf rather than showing the wax. The kraft version uses natural brown paper.
Q: Will the scent fade if it sits unlit for months?
A: Soy holds its fragrance cold for a long time, and a jar kept out of sunlight still throws properly a year later. Warmth degrades it, not time.
