There is a right way to ring a bell and most people are not doing it. "Jingle All The Way Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler" is for the one in the family who commits — to the carols, the sweater, the whole embarrassing business.
Hand poured in the Signature Color jar with 60+ hours of Cinnamon Spice. White elephant, a coworker who deserves better, the friend who runs the playlist: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Jingle All The Way Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler" — the full line, printed on the jar
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn with no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Cinnamon Spice — cinnamon spice, brown sugar and vanilla
- 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar
- Signature Color finish — a color-printed label on reusable glass
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
White elephant, coworkers, a bell-ringing niece, the neighbor who leaves the lights up until March, and anyone ever described in the group chat as "a lot".
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SC-1763-25
Scent
25. Cinnamon Spice - Cinnamon Spice, Brown Sugar & Vanilla
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a good white elephant gift for a group of adults?
A: A candle with a swear-adjacent punchline is the reliable white elephant pick for an adult group, because it is funny without being a gag that gets binned.
Q: Is a candle a reasonable thank-you for a coworker who covered your shifts?
A: A candle is a good thank-you for a coworker because it is generous without implying you know their taste. The joke keeps it from reading as a formal gesture.
Q: Can I decorate with this candle without lighting it?
A: An unlit jar still works as decor, and plenty of people keep one on a shelf purely for the label. Soy holds its scent cold, so it is doing something either way.
Q: What can I store in the jar after the last burn?
A: Once the glass is washed out it holds cotton buds, tea lights, hair ties or loose change. It is straight-sided, so a hand fits in to get things back out.
Q: Do Signature Color jars photograph well on a holiday table?
A: A color-printed label gives a table photo something to land on and the saying stays readable at a distance. Shoot it off-axis so the whole line sits in frame.
Q: Are these candles phthalate free?
A: The fragrance oils are phthalate free and the finished candle is non-toxic, vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO. The wick is cotton with no lead core.
