Nobody remembers the person who mouthed the words. "Jingle All The Way Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler" belongs to whoever runs the playlist, wears the sweater without irony and means every syllable.
A soy wax candle, hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Cinnamon Spice. A carol singer, a bell ringer, a neighbor: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Jingle All The Way Nobody Likes A Half Assed Jingler" — the full line on the Signature Kraft label
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Cinnamon Spice — cinnamon spice with brown sugar and vanilla behind it
- 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar
- Kraft label on reusable glass, so the punchline reads across the kitchen
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
Carol singers, bell ringers, a neighbor, the friend who controls the December playlist, and anyone who has never once mimed the words.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: S-1611-25
Scent
25. Cinnamon Spice - Cinnamon Spice, Brown Sugar & Vanilla
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What does Cinnamon Spice smell like once it is lit?
A: Cinnamon Spice is a baking cinnamon with brown sugar and vanilla under it, not a hot cinnamon candy note. It fills a kitchen faster than anything else on this list.
Q: Is a cinnamon candle a sensible thing to burn around cats and dogs?
A: Burn any scented candle in a ventilated room and keep the flame somewhere a cat cannot jump to, cinnamon included. If a pet has a sensitive nose, light it for an hour rather than an evening.
Q: How do I tell this kraft jar apart from the other Jingle All The Way candle?
A: This is the Signature Kraft version, printed on natural brown paper and poured with Cinnamon Spice. The saying is the same, so choose on label and scent.
Q: Which Christmas candle scent do people recognize fastest?
A: Cinnamon is the scent almost everyone reads as Christmas within a second of walking in, which makes it the safe pick when buying for a stranger. Fir and cranberry take a beat longer to place.
Q: Can I burn a candle near a Christmas tree or a garland?
A: Keep any lit candle a good foot clear of greenery, garland and wrapping paper, real tree or artificial. A mantel only counts as safe if nothing is hanging over the front of it.
Q: Does the scent do anything when the candle is not lit?
A: Soy holds its fragrance cold, so an unlit jar still scents a small space such as a bathroom shelf. The throw is gentler, and it comes back in full the moment it is lit.
