It gets said every year, usually by whoever is holding the tangled lights. "Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse" is the family motto nobody agreed to.
Hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Toasted Marshmallow, the sweet-smelling version of the joke. Siblings, cousins, a house that talks like this: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Jolliest Bunch Of Assholes This Side Of The Nuthouse" — quoted in full on the Signature Kraft label
- Toasted Marshmallow — marshmallow with vanilla and amber, the campfire end of December
- Natural soy wax — plant-based, an even burn, no petroleum wax
- Non-toxic and phthalate free — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- A 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours, outlasting the whole visit
- Cotton wick with no lead core, for a steady flame
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
Siblings, cousins, in-laws, a family group chat, and the one person certain the label refers to everybody but them.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: S-1332-5
Scent
5. Toasted Marshmallow - Toasted Marshmallow, Vanilla, Amber
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Which scent should I pick for a candle going on a busy kitchen counter?
A: A toasted marshmallow scent holds up on a kitchen counter, because vanilla and amber sit alongside food smells instead of arguing with them. Fruit and fir scents fight with cooking.
Q: What does a marshmallow candle actually smell like when it burns?
A: A toasted marshmallow candle smells like the browned sugar on the outside of the marshmallow rather than campfire smoke. Vanilla carries it and amber keeps it from going flat.
Q: Is a candle a sensible present for a household with a toddler in it?
A: A candle suits a house with a toddler as long as everyone accepts it lives on a high shelf. Soy melts at a lower temperature than paraffin, which helps the day a jar gets knocked.
Q: Is a candle with a swear word on the front too much for a mother-in-law?
A: Give this one to somebody who has said worse across the dinner table, since the word is printed in plain type on the front. For a quieter household, the same jar comes with scent-led labels.
Q: Does a kraft label suit a house that is not decorated for Christmas?
A: A natural kraft label reads as plain brown paper rather than decoration, so the jar looks at home on a shelf year round. Nothing says December except the words.
Q: When should I stop burning a candle that is nearly done?
A: Stop lighting it once less than half an inch of wax is left in the bottom. Below that the glass takes more heat than it should.
