The song is about a heart and this is about stationery, which is somehow worse. "Last Christmas I Gave You A Card, The Very Next Day, You Threw It Away" is for the friend who has never once kept anything you handed her.
A soy wax candle poured with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar. A gift exchange, secret santa, the friend with a filthy sense of humour and no shelf space: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Last Christmas I Gave You A Card, The Very Next Day, You Threw It Away" — in full
- Signature White jar — a white-printed label on reusable glass
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn, no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Balsam + Cedar — Fraser fir, balsam and cedar, the real-tree smell
- 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, harder to throw away than a card
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A gift exchange, secret santa, a hostess, best friends, siblings, someone who has everything, and the person who recycled your card before you were out of the driveway.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SW-1994-15
Scent
15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a good gift for the friend who never sends a card back?
A: Give the friend who never reciprocates something that makes the point for you and still smells good. A candle printed with the grievance covers both jobs at once.
Q: Do people actually keep a joke gift, or does it get passed on?
A: A joke gift gets kept when it is also genuinely usable, which is why a full-size scented candle survives the January clear-out. The line is the reason it stays out.
Q: What is a good Christmas gift for a friend with a filthy sense of humour?
A: Buy the friend with a filthy sense of humour something she can leave in plain sight, because the fun is in other people reading it. A saying candle is built for that.
Q: Is a candle a strong enough gift on its own for a close friend?
A: A 13.5 oz hand poured candle stands alone for a close friend, especially when the label is written about her specifically. Nothing needs to be added to it.
Q: Which scent should I choose for a friend who loves a real tree?
A: Balsam and cedar is the choice for anyone who insists on a real tree, since it is the same fir note without the water tray. It also carries into January.
Q: What is the wax made from in a Cedar Crate candle?
A: The wax is natural soy, which is plant-based rather than petroleum-derived, paired with a cotton wick and phthalate-free fragrance oils. Nothing in it is animal-derived.
