There is one person on your list who will read this out loud in a crowded kitchen and then ask where to get another. "Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho" is for her, and she will know instantly which one of you wrote it.
Hand poured from 100% soy wax with 60+ hours of Balsam + Cedar. A December exchange, secret santa, a friend with no filter at all: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Merry Christmas To My Favorite Ho" — on the Signature White jar, read out loud every time
- A white-printed label on plain reusable glass
- 100% soy wax — plant-based, a clean and even burn
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Balsam + Cedar — Fraser fir, balsam and cedar, nothing sweet
- A 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours in it
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A December exchange, secret santa, best friends, sisters, a group chat with no boundaries, someone who has everything, and the one who has earned the title fairly.
Product Details
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Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SW-1993-15
Scent
15. Balsam + Cedar - Fraser Fir, Balsam & Cedar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What do you buy the friend whose sense of humour is completely filthy?
A: Buy her something she can put on a shelf where visitors will read it, because the joke keeps paying out all season. A saying candle is the least breakable way to do it.
Q: Is this too rude for a family gift exchange?
A: Save this one for a family that already talks like this, since the word on the front is doing real work. Any table with small readers at it should get a different saying.
Q: How do I know if a crude joke gift will land with someone?
A: If you have heard the person say something worse in the last month, the gift will land. If you are still wondering, choose a plainer saying and keep this one yourself.
Q: What is a good gift for a group chat that has no boundaries?
A: Buy the same candle for the whole group chat and let the identical jars become the joke. Everyone gets the same insult and nobody can claim it was aimed at them.
Q: Which scent suits a friend who is not into sweet or bakery smells?
A: Fir, balsam and cedar is the choice for anyone who finds vanilla and sugar scents cloying. It is green and dry rather than edible.
Q: Does the printed label survive being handled?
A: The label is printed and finished on the jar, so it holds up to being picked up, passed round and read repeatedly. Keep it dry and it stays sharp all season.
