Funny Christmas Candles - Merry Everything & A Happy Always

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Some people are impossible to buy for because they already own the good version of everything. "Merry Everything & A Happy Always" sidesteps the whole problem — it names no tradition, assumes nothing, and still says something.

Hand poured with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas. A hostess, a year of invitations to repay, the person who has everything already: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Merry Everything & A Happy Always" — on the Signature White jar, a greeting for every house
  • A white-printed label on reusable glass that suits any room
  • Natural soy wax — plant-based, a clean burn with no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry, orange peel and brown sugar
  • A 13.5 oz jar and 60+ hours, well past the decorations coming down
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

A hostess, a thank-you you owe, a December exchange, secret santa, someone who has everything, a friend whose traditions you never asked about, and everybody in between.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: SW-1987-16

Scent

16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What do you give someone who genuinely has everything?
A: The person who has everything is missing nothing except things that get used and disappear. A hand poured candle is the most reliable version of that.

Q: What do you give a host whose house is already perfect?
A: A house that needs no improving still needs restocking, and a candle is the one decorative thing that runs out. It flatters the room without trying to change it.

Q: Is a candle a good thank-you for someone who has hosted you all year?
A: A candle is the right weight for a year of hospitality: generous, unfussy, and impossible to read as an obligation. Give it in December and settle the account.

Q: How many gifts can one candle scent cover before it feels repetitive?
A: One scent covers as many households as you like, because none of them are comparing shelves. Change the saying, not the fragrance, when people know each other.

Q: Which scent is the safest all-purpose choice for December?
A: Cranberry with orange peel and brown sugar is the broadest December scent, since it is festive without being pine or dessert. It suits kitchens, hallways and bathrooms.

Q: Does a candle need to be burned all the way in one go?
A: No candle should be lit for more than about four hours at a stretch, so a 13.5 oz jar is meant to be enjoyed over many evenings. Put it out and relight it tomorrow.

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