Nurses have a very particular sense of humour, developed under conditions that would break most people. "Only Bad B's Are Nurses" is the version of that humour you can put on a shelf.
The Signature White version, poured with 60+ hours of Jasmine Blossom. A break-room gift exchange, a night shift crew, a friend three years into a hard job: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "Only Bad B's Are Nurses" — printed in plain type on the Signature White label
- Signature White on clear glass, bright and simple on any shelf
- Natural soy wax — plant based, with a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Jasmine Blossom — jasmine, rosewood, greens and lemon, floral but not sweet
- 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, the full-size Signature pour
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A break-room exchange, a night shift crew, a nursing school friend, a birthday, a bad week on a unit, a graduation, and whoever holds an entire ward together on pure attitude.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SW-2023-10
Scent
10. Jasmine Blossom - Jasmine, Rosewood, Greens & Lemon
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What kind of humour actually lands with nurses?
A: Nurse humour runs darker and blunter than most, so a joke that would be too much elsewhere usually lands exactly right. Aim at the attitude rather than at patients.
Q: Is this too rude to give at work?
A: The wording is abbreviated rather than spelled out, which is what makes it safe on a break-room table. Read the room anyway if a manager is going to see it.
Q: What do you buy a nursing student who is about to qualify?
A: Something for the flat they will collapse in rather than anything for the ward, since they will be issued everything else. A candle is the standard answer for a reason.
Q: Does a floral candle suit somebody who works in a clinical setting?
A: A soft floral is about as far from hospital smell as a scent gets, which is exactly the point after a shift. Anything sharp or antiseptic is the wrong direction.
Q: Is one candle enough for a whole nursing unit?
A: One per person works better on a unit where staff rotate and nobody wants a comparison, and a full-size jar is small enough to do that affordably. It also tucks into a locker.
Q: How long does the scent stay in a room after it is put out?
A: Around an hour in a normal room, longer in a small one with the door shut. Soy holds fragrance well enough that the room still smells of it the next morning.
