Funny Candles - Retirement, 6 Saturdays And A Sunday, 9 oz

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Seven days, one of which still counts as Sunday for reasons nobody can explain. "Retirement: 6 Saturdays And A Sunday" is printed on a clear 9 oz jar, ready to hand over on a last afternoon.

Hand poured with 45+ hours of Bamboo Forest. Office exchanges, a small send-off, a table of party favours that needed something with a joke on it: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Retirement: 6 Saturdays And A Sunday" — printed on a clear 9 oz jar
  • Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — clean, even burning, no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Bamboo Forest — bamboo, cypress and cedar, fresh and unfussy
  • 45+ hours from a 9 oz jar, the size that suits a shelf already full
  • 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5", small enough to travel home in a coat pocket
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Office exchanges, party favours on a retirement table, a small send-off, a colleague on another floor, a thank you with a card, a neighbour, and the person who told everyone not to make a fuss.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 9 oz Jar | 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5" 45+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: CW-2139-12

Scent

12. Bamboo Forest - Bamboo, Cypress & Cedar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are small candles a good idea for a retirement party table?
A: A 9 oz jar works on a party table because it is easy to carry away and the saying reads without anyone picking it up. Several of them together also look deliberate rather than thrifty.

Q: How many hours will this burn?
A: 45+ hours from the 9 oz jar, at two to three hours a time. That is several months for somebody who lights a candle at weekends.

Q: Is a smaller candle still strong enough to scent a room?
A: A 9 oz jar handles a bedroom or a bathroom easily and makes itself known in a living room. The wick is sized to the jar, so the throw is proportionate rather than weak.

Q: Does soy wax leave a residue on the glass?
A: Soy burns without the petroleum soot that darkens glass, so the jar stays clear if the wick is kept trimmed. Any pale film left at the end washes off with warm water.

Q: What does the clear jar look like on a shelf?
A: The glass is clear with a printed white label, so you can see the wax through it as it burns down. It reads as simple rather than decorative.

Q: Is the fragrance natural or synthetic?
A: It is a blend of essential and premium fragrance oils, chosen for scent throw and made without phthalates. That combination is what lets a soy candle actually fill a room.

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