Retirement Candles - Forecast Sunny With A Chance Of Golf

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Some people plan retirement for years and some just buy better shoes and disappear on a Wednesday. Either way the outlook is the same: "Retirement Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Golf."

Hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Bamboo Forest. A golfer's last day, a retirement party, the first tee time that isn't stolen from a workday: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Retirement Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Golf" — the whole line on kraft paper
  • 100% soy wax with a cotton wick — an even burn and no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Bamboo Forest — bamboo, cypress and cedar, closer to fresh air than to fragrance
  • 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, sized like a present and not an afterthought
  • Reusable glass under the kraft label, which takes golf tees rather neatly
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

A golfer's last day, retirement parties, a foursome that now plays on Tuesdays, a father-in-law, a club send-off, a team collection, and the man who has been describing his handicap since 2011.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.375" x 4.25" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: S-2137-12

Scent

12. Bamboo Forest - Bamboo, Cypress & Cedar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good retirement gift for a golfer?
A: Golfers accumulate equipment and almost never accumulate anything for the house, which is why a gift aimed at home tends to land better than another sleeve of balls. The joke on the front does the golf part.

Q: Is there a scent that suits somebody who spends most of their time outdoors?
A: Green and woody scents suit outdoor people because they are the indoor version of what they already like. Bamboo, cypress and cedar is the closest thing here to a walk in the trees.

Q: How tall is the jar?
A: It stands 4.25" tall and 3.375" across, so it sits on a mantel or a side table without dominating it. It is the full-size Signature jar.

Q: Where is this candle poured?
A: In Minnetonka, Minnesota, by hand, in small batches. That is also why the scent strength is consistent between jars rather than varying by production run.

Q: When should a retirement gift be given?
A: Hand it over at the party or on the last day, while the people who chipped in are in the room. A gift that arrives the following week loses most of what makes it work.

Q: What can the empty jar hold?
A: Once the wax is out it takes tees, pencils, ball markers or change, and the glass is sturdy enough to live on a hall table. Warm water lifts the last disc of wax free in minutes.

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