Funny Candles - Retirement Forecast Sunny With Golf, 9 oz

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The forecast never changes and that is the entire appeal. "Retirement Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Golf" says it on a 9 oz jar, small enough to hand over across a desk.

Hand poured with 45+ hours of Bamboo Forest in the clear 9 oz jar. A leaving-day desk drop, a secret santa, a gift for somebody you like but do not know well: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Retirement Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Golf" — printed on a clear 9 oz jar
  • Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Bamboo Forest — bamboo, cypress and cedar, green and dry
  • 45+ hours from a 9 oz jar, the size that suits a smaller shelf
  • 2.75" across and 3.5" tall, so it fits a bedside table or a bathroom windowsill
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

A desk drop on somebody's last day, secret santa, an office collection with a set budget, a neighbour retiring, a small thank you, and the colleague you like enormously and have never once been to lunch with.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 9 oz Jar | 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5" 45+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: CW-2137-12

Scent

12. Bamboo Forest - Bamboo, Cypress & Cedar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What size candle should I buy for an office gift exchange?
A: A 9 oz jar sits comfortably inside most exchange budgets and still reads as a real gift rather than a filler. It also travels home on a bus without any trouble.

Q: How many hours does a 9 oz candle burn for?
A: 45+ hours, based on burns of two to three hours at a time. That is most of a winter of evenings for somebody who lights one a few times a week.

Q: Where does a small jar fit that a large one does not?
A: A bathroom windowsill, a bedside table and a crowded desk shelf all take the 9 oz easily at 2.75" across. It is the size to choose when the space is the constraint.

Q: Is soy wax safe to burn in a small room?
A: Soy burns at a lower temperature than paraffin and gives off no petroleum soot, which matters more in a small room than a large one. Crack a window and it behaves itself.

Q: Can I give this to a colleague I do not know well?
A: A candle is the classic gift for exactly that situation, because it needs no knowledge of the person's taste in anything else. A green woody scent is the safest of the lot.

Q: How do I clean the jar out afterwards?
A: Pour in warm water and wait ten minutes, and the last of the wax lifts out as a disc. Wash the glass with dish soap and it is ready to keep.

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