Funny Retirement Candles - Forecast Sunny, Chance Of Golf

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There is no dress code, no commute and no meeting that could have been an email. "Retirement Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Golf" is a weather report for the rest of somebody's life.

The Signature White version, poured with 60+ hours of Bamboo Forest in a 13.5 oz jar. Retirement parties, a club send-off, a gift from people who are jealous: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "Retirement Forecast: Sunny With A Chance Of Golf" — printed on the white label
  • Signature White on clear glass, clean enough for a modern kitchen shelf
  • 100% soy wax — plant based, with a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Bamboo Forest — green bamboo, dry cypress and cedar, with nothing sweet in it
  • 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, which sees out an entire summer of Tuesdays
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Retirement parties, a golf club send-off, a colleague who booked a tee time for the day after their last, a group gift, a birthday that landed the same month, and everybody left in the office.

Product Details

  • Material: 100% Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.375" x 4.25" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: SW-2137-12

Scent

12. Bamboo Forest - Bamboo, Cypress & Cedar

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What do you give a retiring colleague who already has a hobby lined up?
A: Somebody with a plan does not need their hobby bought for them, so aim the gift at the house and let the joke do the rest. Anything bought for the hobby will be the wrong brand.

Q: How far does the scent carry?
A: A 13.5 oz jar reaches an average room in about twenty minutes and drifts into the next one. Bamboo and cedar carry further than a sweet scent does.

Q: Does the printed label discolour near a flame?
A: The label sits on the outside of the glass well below the flame, and the wax pool never gets near it. Normal burning leaves it exactly as it started.

Q: Is a candle a safe gift for someone with allergies?
A: Soy wax and a cotton wick avoid the petroleum soot that bothers most sensitive people, though fragrance itself can still be a factor. If in doubt, a green woody scent is the gentlest of the range.

Q: Can this go on a gift table at a retirement party?
A: It stands on its own without any dressing up, and the saying reads from a few feet away, which is what a table full of gifts needs. Hand it over exactly as it arrives.

Q: What should I do if the flame gets tall and smoky?
A: Blow it out, let it cool, trim the wick back to 1/4" and relight — a tall flame almost always means an untrimmed wick. A draught from a door or a vent does the same thing.

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