Some weeks are full before they start, and the crisis does not care. "There Cannot Be A Crisis This Week. My Schedule Is Already Full" is the sentence every overbooked person has thought at 8am on a Monday.
Hand poured in the Signature Kraft jar with 60+ hours of Bamboo Forest. A colleague drowning in meetings, a project manager, a desk that needs one calm object on it: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "There Cannot Be A Crisis This Week. My Schedule Is Already Full" — quoted in full
- Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — a clean, even burn and no petroleum wax
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Bamboo Forest — bamboo, cypress and cedar, green and calm
- 60+ hours in a 13.5 oz jar, which outlasts several crises
- Kraft label on reusable glass, plain enough to leave on any surface
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
A project manager, a colleague living in meetings, an office secret santa, a promotion into something harder, a bad quarter, a work friend's birthday, and whoever says "circle back" without irony.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: S-1021-12
Scent
12. Bamboo Forest - Bamboo, Cypress & Cedar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is a good gift for a coworker who is always busy?
A: Something that requires nothing of them is the kindest choice, since their problem is time rather than possessions. A candle asks for one match and no maintenance.
Q: What do you buy for an office secret santa that people actually keep?
A: A joke about the job that everybody recognises is what gets taken home, because it is funny to the whole room rather than to one person. Novelty items get abandoned by January.
Q: Is a candle a good desk gift?
A: It is a good gift given at a desk, though most offices do not allow it to be lit there. Unlit, it still scents a small space and reads as a joke all day.
Q: Which scent suits somebody stressed at work?
A: Green and woody scents are the ones people find calming without them being sleepy, which is what a bad week calls for. Bamboo and cypress do that without smelling medicinal.
Q: How much does one candle actually scent an open-plan room?
A: A 13.5 oz jar handles an average open-plan living space and is noticeable rather than overwhelming. Very large rooms are better served by two jars apart.
Q: Is this a safe joke to give to somebody senior?
A: The joke is about the calendar rather than about anybody's competence, so it works upward as easily as sideways. Nobody is the target of it.
