The carol was never subtle and neither is this. "There's Some HO HO HO's In This House" goes to the household that decorates in November and has never once taken a family photo seriously.
Hand poured in the Signature Color jar with 60+ hours of Cranberry Christmas. White elephant, a neighbor round, the friend who owns four inflatable reindeer: this is the one.
Why You'll Love It
- "There's Some HO HO HO's In This House" — on the Signature Color jar, spotted from the doorway
- Natural soy wax — plant-based, with a clean and even burn
- Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
- Cranberry Christmas — tart cranberry over orange peel and brown sugar
- A 13.5 oz jar with 60+ hours in it, enough for a whole season
- Cotton wick with no lead core, for a steady flame first light to last
- Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA
Perfect Gift For
White elephant, coworkers, the neighbors, your loudest aunt, a December housewarming, and the household nobody has ever accused of restraint.
Product Details
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Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
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Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
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Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
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Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
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Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
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Item: SC-1990-16
Scent
16. Cranberry Christmas - Tart Cranberry, Orange Peel & Brown Sugar
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Is a candle a safe white elephant pick when nobody knows the recipient?
A: A candle is one of the few white elephant gifts that works whoever unwraps it, because everybody has a shelf and nobody has to pretend about a size.
Q: Would this embarrass someone if they opened it in front of their team?
A: The joke is a pun on a Christmas carol, so it reads as cheeky rather than crude in most rooms. If the office skews formal, save it for the friend group.
Q: Can I reuse the glass jar for storage when the wax is gone?
A: The jar is real glass and washes clean with warm soapy water. It takes cotton pads, spare change, paper clips or a very small plant.
Q: Do Signature Color candles suit a house that is already full of decorations?
A: The Signature Color label is made to hold its own in a busy room rather than disappear into it. On a mantel or a bar cart the line stays readable.
Q: Where should I put a candle so guests notice it when they walk in?
A: An entry table or the first surface inside the door does the most work, because the scent meets people before the coats come off. Light it twenty minutes ahead.
Q: Are these candles made with soy wax or paraffin?
A: These are poured from natural soy wax, which is plant-based and burns cleaner than petroleum paraffin. The fragrance oils are phthalate free and the wick is cotton.
