Funny Coworker Candles - I Can't Believe You Are Leaving Us

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There is a stage of grief specific to losing a good colleague, and it is not acceptance. The Signature White label puts it plainly: "I Can't Believe You Are Leaving. This Place Will Be Dead Without You. To Us You Are Irreplaceable."

Poured with 60+ hours of Ocean Citrus Salt in a 13.5 oz jar. The work bestie, a transfer, a resignation announced by email at 4pm: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "I Can't Believe You Are Leaving. This Place Will Be Dead Without You" — on the white label
  • Signature White printed on clear glass, bright and simple on a shelf
  • Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — an even burn with no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Ocean Citrus Salt — ozone, sea salt and citrus, the least cloying scent here
  • 60+ hours from a 13.5 oz jar, which sees out the whole handover
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

A work bestie, a desk neighbour, an internal transfer, a promotion that moves floors, a team lunch, a leaving email that ruined a Thursday, and whoever inherits their half-finished spreadsheet.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 13.5 oz Jar | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4" 60+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: SW-2054-1

Scent

1. Ocean Citrus Salt - Ocean, Ozone, Citrus & Sea Salt

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good gift for a work bestie who is leaving?
A: Give the one that says the friendship outlasts the payroll system, which is the actual worry on both sides. Something for their home makes the point.

Q: What is a normal amount to put in for a leaving gift?
A: Twenty to thirty dollars is comfortable for one person giving alone, and a group collection can go higher without embarrassing anyone.

Q: Is it strange to give a gift to someone you only worked with?
A: Two years at adjacent desks is a real relationship, and people underestimate how much a small leaving gift lands. It costs nothing to be the one who bothered.

Q: Is a fresh scent better than a sweet one for a gift?
A: Fresh scents are the safer gift because they suit more rooms and fewer people find them overpowering. Sweet scents are wonderful when you know the person's taste and risky when you do not.

Q: Does the printed label fade or peel over time?
A: The label is printed and applied to the glass rather than being a thin decal, and it stays intact through normal handling and burning. Keep it out of standing water and it stays sharp.

Q: Can this be given for a promotion rather than a departure?
A: An internal move counts as leaving to the people left behind, and the joke works exactly the same. It reads as a compliment either way.

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