Funny Candles - You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper, 9 oz

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The compliment does not lose anything at a smaller size. "You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper," printed on a clear 9 oz jar that fits on a desk shelf and in a coat pocket.

Hand poured with 45+ hours of Wild Huckleberry. An office exchange with a budget, a desk drop, a colleague on another floor: this is the one.

Why You'll Love It

  • "You Work Harder Than An Ugly Stripper" — printed on a clear 9 oz jar
  • Natural soy wax with a cotton wick — an even burn and no petroleum wax
  • Phthalate free and non-toxic — vegan, cruelty free and non-GMO
  • Wild Huckleberry — dark berry with Tahitian vanilla and lemon zest
  • 45+ hours from a 9 oz jar, the size for a shelf that is already full
  • 2.75" across and 3.5" tall, small enough to travel home in a bag
  • Hand poured in small batches in Minnetonka, Minnesota — made in the USA

Perfect Gift For

Office exchanges with a set budget, a desk drop, a colleague on another floor, a small home, a thank you with a card, a temporary contract ending, and the person who is always first in the building.

Product Details

  • Material: Natural Soy Wax, Essential and Premium Fragrance Oils, Cotton Wick, Reusable Jar
  • Size: 9 oz Jar | 2.75 x 2.75 x 3.5" 45+ Hours
  • Attributes: Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
  • Origin: Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
  • Care: Trim the wick to 1/4" before each burn
  • Item: CW-3019-2

Scent

2. Wild Huckleberry - Huckleberry, Tahitian Vanilla & Lemon Zest

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a good office gift under twenty-five dollars?
A: A 9 oz scented jar with a joke on the front sits inside almost every exchange budget and still looks deliberate. Anything novelty at that price gets left behind by January.

Q: How long does a 9 oz jar of soy wax burn?
A: 45+ hours at two to three hours a sitting, which is several months of weekend evenings. Longer sittings use it faster but burn more evenly.

Q: Is a clear jar different from the white one?
A: The clear jar shows the wax through the glass with the design printed on the front, where the Signature jars carry a full label. It is also the smaller of the sizes.

Q: Does a small candle work in a bedroom?
A: A 9 oz jar is well suited to a bedroom or a bathroom, where a larger one can be more than the room needs. Half an hour is often enough.

Q: Can a joke gift work for somebody you have never met?
A: A joke about working too hard is universal enough for a stranger in the same building, which is exactly what a random exchange draw is. Anything more personal is a gamble.

Q: What happens if the wax pool does not reach the edge?
A: Wax gets left standing around the rim, and once that ring forms the candle keeps to it. A longer first burn is what prevents it.

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